Tell you what, fam. Allowing women unlimited freedom to do things like own cellphones and cars isn't working.
From the We Were Too Busy Fighting the Race War to Notice This department:
Authorities say an Ohio woman was texting on her phone when she struck and killed two 14-year-old girls with her car, and critically injured a 15-year-old boy.
Wait, she picked up the car and beat these two birds to death with it while Snapchatting? Strumpet stronk. Also, way to multi-task!
Twenty-four-year-old New Franklin resident Natasha Boggs was arrested and jailed Friday.
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All she has to do is show up, look at the judge with those DDB eyes, say she's "really sorry", and it'll be case dismissed.
It's a patriarchal construct anyway.
She's charged with voluntary manslaughter, vehicular homicide, driving while texting, tampering with records and other offenses.
Hmm, she was DRIVING. Therein lies the problem. Why'd we let women to drive? Oh yeah, the grocery store.
Under WHITE SHARIA, we can have those Amazon robots deliver supplies. Thus, that eliminates the primary reason for allowing women to leave the house. Problem solved.
