Avoid c-sections!

[Johnexd]

My 2nd child was born naturally in the space of about 2 hours, the doctor didn't even have time to get all his stuff set up it was so fast. No meds, nothing. 1st son she had the eipdural and regretted it and labor was about 10 hours.

[TigerEyes]

I was making an extreme example, another one could be that we just clone people, or replace humanity with robots....

Are you hoping it will happen? AI is, after all, the wave of the future!

[TheHens]

No. I do worry that too many idiots are 'in charge'

[hikingor]

I make BIG babies. One of my kids, born vaginally, had a minor arm issue. He since out grew. Wife swears he's going to be weaker in that arm but she's full of shit.

My last little stormer was born c-section. Both my wife and I were pretty insistent we wanted him born vaginally. Delivery Dr. said it would break his arm. I make biiiiig babies and attracted a hot little wife. It's in the genes.

[Authentic_Cis_Male]

They are planning on destabilizing the health of the next generation.

[That-Goy]

Huh, my boy was 10.9 lbs, broad shouldered etc, and was born naturally, our doc never considered a C section. Was there some other medical issue at play?

[OceanView]

My first baby was by C-section she weighed 6 pounds 8 oz. The other two delivered the normal way.

Reason for my c-section is cos my baby was breached and I was strongly advised to c-section, plus they didn't know if my mother's birth to me caused my hearing loss by lack of oxygen, cos I was also my mother's first baby.

When I had the c-section, they said it was so incredibly tight in the womb that there was no way I could do it. And my baby was born with her legs stuck up pinned to her shoulders and it took two weeks for her poor legs to come down.

It must've been so uncomfortable for her in my womb.

Very sweet, easy nappy changing though, terrible terrible nights she got her own back lol

[Der_wilde]

From what I can remember, my wife was unable to birth him without complications. Something about her hips being too narrow. She was also a week overdue and was not getting contractions or going in to labor.

[That-Goy]

Ahh, I've heard of that happening before. Sounds like the whole situation was a complicated mess. I got very lucky. My wife went into labor on her expected due date and delivered naturally. Many aren't so fortunate.

[robert_what]

Unfortunately if the kid does not want to come out - and who can blame him - sometimes a C is the only alternative. That happened with my son after his mother was in labor for over twenty-four hours.

[Soap-Maker]

Truth

[joe1]

A baby can also catch HPV from a THOT mother via vaginal birth so that's one reason for c sections.

its probably the extra $$$$$ for the doctors

[WhiteBaron]

C-Sections are supposed to be for the vagina not to be over-stretched?

[Daniel_Radcliffe]

When i was in highschool there was a guy who literally had a head like a teepee i felt so bad he tried growing his hair out but there is nothing you can do when it's that bad lol.

[robert_what]

More likely the baby is in some kind of distress (for example oxygen deprived) and the doctors decide than natural birth would be a danger to baby or mother.

[Dexter]

That is the official reason but real reasons are:
1. What @WhiteBaron said
2. To fit doctor's schedule (can't miss tee time. Fore!)
3. Fit more deliveries in a day. Profit!
4. Reduces insane malpractice insurance fees. Profit!
5. Bitches are scared of the pain.
6. Parents can schedule busy lives. Can't be late to nail salon.

[WhiteBaron]

More likely maybe, but the another factor they mention is that a mother to be doesn't want to risk have her pleasure stretched too much.

Then there's the 'too posh to push' reason etc etc.

[robert_what]

No argument here. I have no doubt that 50% of C Sections are medically unnecessary.

[sunshine]

I've had three naturally (well I had epidurals, I'm not crazy), gonna have my fourth soon, and I've been totally fine. With my last one I got out of the hospital the next day, walked in the door and went to the sink to finish the dishes I had left when my water broke. Having a baby isn't too bad I guess, maybe if you are one of those very thin and petite women but I'm not. I always say I'd be pulling a plow back in the old country. I also think your blood type has a lot to do with it, anyone O or positive has an easy time generally but any rh negative person probably wouldn't. But that's just my anectdotal evidence based on people I know. It's probably woo woo nonsense tbh.

[Someone]

I like that name.