BEER Nazis

THOTcrusher 2017-06-25 05:40:49 UTC #1

BEER

What are your favorite types, brands, etc?

I like Michelob Ultra...it tastes like piss

No seriously, I actually do like it. And I heard on TV that each one you drink is equivalent to riding your bike 5 miles up a mountainside.

I went through my craft beer phase. Nowadays, I just want something smooth and refreshing. Fuck all that hoppy IPA shit. I swear hops make you grow tits man they have estrogen in them or something.

fascistlemming 2017-06-25 05:42:23 UTC #2

I drink nigger beer, Steel Reserve.

In a perfect world I would only smoke weed, but I'm forced to drink more often nowadays.

THOTcrusher 2017-06-25 05:43:01 UTC #3

LMAO...oh god!

You can't drink Mickeys!?

joe1 2017-06-25 05:44:37 UTC #4

Lance Armstrong was a cheater

fascistlemming 2017-06-25 05:45:21 UTC #5

Hell no, that pussy ass shit is only like 6% abv. I need at least 8%.

I'm 6'8" 270 lbs

THOTcrusher 2017-06-25 05:45:45 UTC #6

Yes he used intravenous transfusions of Michelob Ultra to increase his stamina.

ElRon 2017-06-25 05:46:55 UTC #7

Great summer beer.

Infamous_tourist 2017-06-25 05:47:22 UTC #8

I rarely drink but when I do I really like Yuengling. It was my beer of choice. I'm also not into all the crafty hoppy shit.

THOTcrusher 2017-06-25 05:48:15 UTC #9

Yuengling is very good. I enjoyed it quite a bit when I was in Florida. Don't have it in my neck of the woods unfortunately.

Infamous_tourist 2017-06-25 05:50:46 UTC #10

I'm in Florida but I'm originally from Connecticut and it's not sold there even though the Yuengling brewery is in PA.

THOTcrusher 2017-06-25 05:56:13 UTC #11

Never been to Connecticut. Is it as Jewy as I think it is?

I enjoyed Tampa and Sarasota. Spent a few nights in Ybor City. Whoa...

Askeladden 2017-06-25 06:02:24 UTC #12

What exactly is the message of this ad? Bicycle helmets are dorky but if you get drunk and decide to go cycling in the Grand Canyon, maybe you should have one?

nationalist-yuppie 2017-06-25 06:02:28 UTC #13

Stella Artois gtfo

Infamous_tourist 2017-06-25 06:02:46 UTC #14

I live in Sarasota and it's pretty laid back. Ybor is full of shitskins so it's not really appealing too me. I've gotten into a few scuffles up there. lol

I only knew one jew family growing up and they didn't celibate any of the jew holidays. I actually knew them most of my childhood and didn't find out until my teens they were kikes.

THOTcrusher 2017-06-25 06:05:00 UTC #15

The message is literally this: If you drink this beer you will get in better shape.

Askeladden 2017-06-25 06:06:48 UTC #16

But why is he wearing a bicycle helmet? I would say safety, except they've put a giant beer next to a cyclist, so that's probably not it. He's supposed to be daring. Maybe he's so drunk that even with the helmet, it's still daring.

Infamous_tourist 2017-06-25 06:07:03 UTC #17

Or get nut cancer. lol

THOTcrusher 2017-06-25 06:12:52 UTC #18

Shit Idk he probably got money for his ball cancer foundation for wearing the helmet. It's all branded shit.

You've gotta hand it to him. The son of a bitch was ruthlessly cunning. Here's a guy who cheats his way to the top by taking every performance enhancer known to man...steroids, epo, ephedrine, blood doping...and then he gets ball cancer...probably from his outlandish drug use...and then he uses the fact he got ball cancer to make millions of dollars by swindling boomer cucktards out of their money. What a genius.

Brotaku 2017-06-25 07:33:24 UTC #19

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale would be my "desert island beer."

FliegendeHollander 2017-06-25 07:37:17 UTC #20

Incoming "Beer is for degenerates and is loaded with estrogen so you shouldn't drink it."