270 lbs ?!?! im sure no one could have guessed that one...take care of your knees at that heigth and weigth or they'll get all fucked up.
to come back to the subject instead of nigger beer you could try biere de garde its the strong beer of the white man and as it name imply ( keep beer, its a beer you can keep for a long time to age , its was kept in cave like wine and usually is 10-12%)
normally it came in big bottle of champagne bottle
you can choose from blonde to black with everything in between, you'll have alot of wierd thing like orange peel, rosemary, black pepper, coriander etc you may want to try those. it would be strange in other but those are some chewy beer .
find the couple of one you like and stuff a closet with them and set one aside of each brand so you can drink an aged one on special occasion, it'll mellow out alot.
in the end you will not pay more than for garbage beer