Shitty food.
My diet is mostly clean. Lots of grilled or pan fried meat, frozen or fresh vegetables, and complex grains (in that order) make up the bulk of my meals.
Oh, but Taco Bell is like two minutes away. Or maybe I'll get a two piece from Popeyes. I don't give a shit that it has 130% of the recommended daily sodium amount or it's basically obesity in a box; that shits delicious. Potato chips as well. Cool ranch doritos? Fuck yes.
Seriously, if I was lazy I'd be a big fatso.