How not to drive like a nigger-gps technique

[somedaysoon]

Alright. GPS is cool tech,I get it. And the Garmins,OnStars,and all the knockoffs have their place,to be sure. These gizmos have made life a lot more pleasant for a lot of people.

But driving around while watching the GPS in the dashboard-instead of what's going on around you is nigra behavior. Your average thot has an excuse;she's an airheaded thot,and probably addled on Xanax,Adderal,or some other kind of dial-a-mood crap. You-being a National Socialist-do not.

There's an easy way to avoid this kind of thing. And all it takes is a notepad-THE PAPER KIND,neets-and a pencil,and a (very)little bit of prior preparation.

All that needs to happen is looking up the route in advance. And then write down the route on paper. Believe it or not,this burns the route into your brain,and you won't need constant input from the electronic zhid in your vehicle.

And this provides you with the extra brainspace to dodge the nigras and thots,as opposed to relying on Providence and hoping they dodge you.

[RunSilent14]

I've never met a nigger who could read a map. Because it's an abstract representation of the real world, they have a lot of trouble processing it. I remember in high school a discussion about latitude and longitude, when a negress (one of the brighter ones) blurted out, "but they're imaginary!"

Maybe they use GPS, I dunno. But I'd be surprised if it was for anything more than decoration.

[somedaysoon]

Maps,working drawings,schematics,flow diagrams-

all of that is Blue Eyed Devil Magic.

I've seen a few nigras using an onboard navigation system,but I'm convinced that they think there's a genie in the box telling them to turn here.

[MichaelWittmann]

I still use hand-drawn maps. I have GPS on my "smart" phone, but the goddam thing doesn't work half the time. It either loses its mind completely or tells me what i just did instead of what I need to do next.

[somedaysoon]

Same here,mostly. A map,printed or drawn out on paper remains the best,most dependable navigation device.

I view all things electronic as breakable,with St. Murphy watching them every minute to pick the most effective time to shite on them.

And like a very wise old NCO once told me:

"Kid,you never want to trust your life,liberty,or pursuit of happiness to a piece of equipment that needs batteries."

[bijuz]

Meh, GPS is invaluable at times for tricky streets and counterintuitive routes. But don't be one of the blockheads that has the thing on all the time when driving, even when they are on familiar routes.

Anyway, I once read that men are able to comprehend spatial relations, and thus can reckon. They understand distance and direction, and actually think. If you go off route, they can find their way back on track. Women see directions as a string of landmarks and can't fathom any other relation. If they miss a turn, they are totally lost. If they can go from A to B and B to C, they will do so, regardless of whether directly going from A to C is a much shorter route. They know what they know, and cannot reach new conclusions.

But yeah, I've been with people where the route was basically the same highway for an hour or more, and they insisted on having the stupid GPS telling them to make a slight right and avoid every turnoff and split every two minutes. That's some serious devolution right there.

[somedaysoon]

That's why I refused to let my ex drive. If she missed a turn,or took a wrong turn,there was no telling where in the middle of nowhere we'd wind up.

And I tried several times to show her how to use a map. A plain,ordinary,printed-on-paper street map. It was a complete waste of effort. If it wasn't a route with which she was already familiar,it might as well have been the dark side of the moon.

[bijuz]

I've tried to explain to a woman how you can use the sun to confirm roughly which direction you are headed. This is basic Cub Scout stuff. Sun rises in east, sets in west. If it's morning and the sun is at your right, you are facing north. It's like talking to a dog.

What I do with GPS to prevent mental atrophy is to absolutely refuse to use that first-person driver view thing, and even insist on the north is up map depiction.

[somedaysoon]

North,South,East,and West? Those are abstractions,and if Hillary! had won,we'd probably both be in court on charges of mansplaining.