My shitty Jew run multicultural hell hole is having an election in 2 months. No one in the wider world cares what happens here. Most people here dont care what happens here. So as New Zealands self appointed Stormer Media relations officer i will bring you daily updates to the unfolding drama!
Party round up
NZ National Party
Leader Rt Hon Bill English
Current Prime Minister (el presidente )
Goals : To sell the entire country to china.
Gossip : Previous leader John (((the jew))) Key fled the country in fear leaving leadership to Bill thicker than the paste he eats English, shortly after Lord Trump took the throne in his bloody coup.
Jew power level VERY VERY HIGH
Labour
Leader Jacinda Ardern
Goals : To sell the entire country to china and give the money to poor people
Gossip :Some one asked Jacinda TEETH Ardern if she was planning babys. WORLD FUCKING ENDED.
Jew power level HIGH
Greens
Co-Leaders Metiria Turei
James Shaw
Goals : No one is sure not even the greens
Gossip : Metiria Turei has just been destroyed after having her welfare fraud exposed....
Jew power level UNKNOWN
New Zealand First
Leader Winston Peters
only one with a rare pepe
Goals : Tell the chinese to FUCK OFF. The rest is meaningless
Gossip :Winne has been around for decades. He is a blow hard piss drinking smoking old school cunt. Hates gooks and is disgusted with the direction the country has taken under its (((previous leadership))). Problem is he is the entire party, with a dick so big there isn't space for any other personality's.
Jew power level UNKNOWN
The others
none of these count due to the way our system works.
ACT
No fucking clue
DEMOCRATS
No fucking clue
WEED
Weed party....
MAORI PARTY
Uppity natives
MANA
Other more uppity natives
CONSERVATIVES
dot. dot. dot.
UNITED FUTURE
never heard of these guys
INTERNET PARTY
KIM DOT COM MOTHER FUCKER
BAN 1080
BAN an air dropped rat poison the party
TOP
ANGRY BOOMERS THE PARTY
UPDATES TO FOLLOW
