I wanted to cross-post this as the story is just too lulzy and stereotypical to ignore.
By Atticus Fash
Brace yourself goyim for the jewiest story you've read in months! Complete with a happy ending where the money-grubbing yids get turned into lampshades! From (((Avi Selk))) at WaPo:
An autumn affair at the Petroleum Club in downtown Dallas, the union of a full-time beauty blogger and the love of her life, appeared to be a gorgeous thing — marred by one misfortune.
Three months after the ceremony, in front of a local television crew, Andrew and Neely Moldovan showed off a box of empty picture frames.
Their photographer was withholding the images, they told NBC affiliate KXAS in January 2015, and was demanding an extra $150 when they’d already paid thousands.
"$150?! What is this goy? It's like this contract was written by one of us! Not fair! I'll give you a crisp $80 if you just give us our pictures now! C'mon goy, you're missing out on $60, in your pocket, today!"
“It’s heartbreaking, because, you know, these are our memories,” Neely Moldovan said.
And many agreed.
“Wedding photographer holds couple’s pictures hostage,” blared the Daily Mail a few days later.
"Hello? Cousin Mordecai? Do you still work at the Daily Mail? We've got a situation here.."
The Moldovans’ sympathizers descended on photographer Andrea Polito’s review pages, calling her a scam artist, or worse.
Her reputation was ruined, her business dried up and she closed her studio.
And then the story changed.
Polito sued the Moldovans, claiming all they ever had to do to get their glossies was fill out a form, choose options for their wedding album and pay a small charge they had long known about.
The photographer showed the court emails in which she and her employees tried to appease the couple — even as the Moldovans were calling reporters, whipping up a furor on social media and plugging their newfound fame to fans of Neely Moldovan’s beauty blog, Polito said.
Alternative headline for this story: 50 shades of Tanya Gersh.
Polito said her studio, like many, withholds high-res images until the entire wedding package is completed, culminating in the delivery of a custom wedding album, usually months after the wedding.
Otherwise, Polito said, “photographers will hand over the images and the bride disappears.”
Hmm, maybe she's more jew-wise than I'm giving her (((credit))).
Her studio explained as much to Neely Moldovan, she said, and asked her to fill out a form with her album options.
But November and December went by. Then New Year’s.
One week into 2015, the newlywed told her Twitter followers about the travails of choosing her photos.
broke down and chose our wedding album photos…80 out of 4000 yeah that was like sophies choice
— Neely Moldovan (@Neelykins) January 8, 2015
Ha! Of course, always with the holocaust movie metaphors! Because choosing which wedding photos you spend your precious shekels on is just like choosing who doesn't get thrown into an oven by ebbil nazis! And they have the gall to say that WE trivialize the holohoax!
“I’m finally getting around to filling this out,” she wrote to the studio the same day. “Do we pay extra for a cover?”
Yes, she did. Having already paid the studio thousands, Moldovan was not happy about this.
“She basically didn’t read her paperwork or contract,” Polito said. “She just couldn’t understand why she couldn’t have her high-res images. It’s in bold in our contract.”
Funny how contracts always seem to work for Jews and not the other way around. It's almost like (((they))) know who runs the (((judicial system))).
In the midst of this, Polito’s lawyers argued in court, Andrew and Neely Moldovan began emailing reporters across Dallas and beyond — promoting a looming news story to their friends and fans.
“I’m going apes‑‑‑ on our photographer,” Andrew Moldovan texted a friend on Jan. 12, 2015, according to transcripts Polito’s lawyer shared with The Post. “We want our f‑‑‑ing wedding album, which we already paid for.”
“We are hoping that our story makes the news and completely ruins her business,” Neely Moldovan wrote to someone the same day, according to court records.
Polito knew nothing about this, she said, until her studio manager texted her a screenshot of Neely Moldovan’s latest Instagram post: “No big deal NBC in our apt.”
"Hello Shoshanna, you still have that gig at NBC? You'll never believe what this uppity goy is doing to us!"
Although she declined to appear on camera, Polito sent the local NBC reporter a page-long email: about albums and album covers, contracts, schedules and “a-la-carte items” the Moldovans had yet to pay for.
Almost none of that email appeared in the station’s first January broadcast, which focused on the Moldovans, their empty picture frames and memories held “hostage,” as the reporter put it, over a $150 album cover fee, which he said “the contract doesn’t mention anything about.”
I'm starting to notice a pattern of how the (((media))) crafts their (((narrative))). It's almost like some sources are ignored while (((others))) are presented as the indisputable truth. How could this be? Right about now, if Richard Spencer is reading this, he's probably sipping some Maker's Mark, shaking his head, and laughing.
Then, the station released a follow-up report a few days later, with many more details and a story not nearly so simple.
The NBC affiliate described months of conversation between the Moldovans and the studio. The minimum cost of an album cover was actually $125, and a wedding expert who had blasted Polito in the station’s first segment was now defending her after learning more about the case.
Like Azzmador says, the kikes will publish a retraction in the back page of the New York Times, in the smallest font still legible.
On Friday, a jury in Dallas decided that the tale of the ransomed wedding photos was not heartbreaking, and not even true.
In fact, the jurors concluded, the accusations amounted to malicious defamation, for which the Moldovans should pay the photographer more than $1 million in damages.
PROTIP: if you're a wedding vendor, check who will be officiating, if it's a rabbi, run like hell!
So couple of scheming shylocks decide to come together in an unholy alliance civilized people call "matrimony." An unfortunate shiksa, Andrea Polito, made the poor business decision to be the photographer for their wedding. Predictably, the penny-pinching yids kvetched in horror that a small and agreed upon fee would turn them into ashes! Instead of paying the fee like decent people, the Jewess used her blogging platform and, almost assuredly, her ethnic connections in the media, to ruin a gentile's life. Tikkun Olam!
You see goy, you have to pay for products and services at the price contracted for, but the Chosen never pay retail.
The jew-written WaPo story obviously left out the most pertinent detail of the story, the one fact that easily explains the deplorable behavior of this devious couple; that the bride, and almost certainly the groom, are a couple of slimy sheenies. But I could smell the stench of gefilte fish through my screen, and a little internet sleuthing yielded the completely unsurprising truth.
The couple's wedding registry revealed the bride's maiden name as Neely Stoller:
https://registry.theknot.com/neely-stoller-andrew-moldovan-october-2014-tx/6895284
Here's the vile Jewess blogging about how unusual it is that she has a goyishe friend:
Here she is mentioned when her grandma mercifully fell into Hell:
I couldn't find anything conclusively proving the husband's satanic provenance, but I don't need to be Julius Streicher to reach a fairly definitive conclusion from this photo:
Jew nose? Check. Sloping Jew forehead? Check. Big, protruding Jew ears? Check. Jewy reptilian eyes? Check. Lower lip larger than upper lip? Check. Oh, and Neely, mazel tov on the rhinoplasty!
Hat's off to the heroic jury, who, like thor wielding mjolnir, slammed a can of Zyklon B down the jews' throats in the form of a $1 million verdict. Doubtless, the Jews will try to slither out of this predicament, but I salute our victory and may we remain ever vigilant against the eternal Jew!
Hail Andrea Polito!
Hail victory!
