The fact that you presume to tell me to calm down shows your underhanded thot ways.
"Oh hi guys female nazi here, lavish praise on me or i'll condescend to you like an uppity bitch"
You badly need a man who will put you in your place.
A woman should not be ordering a man around. Whether its 'let me cheat with jamal' or 'calm down', YOU are out of line and being a treacherous slut, trying to usurp male authority.
If you are in any way trying to countersignal male authority, then you are a feminist and the enemy.
Would you tell a judge, or a police officer, or God himself how to conduct himself? No, because you understand they have authority over you and not the other way around. But you think it is your place to condescend to men who dont give you want you want because you are a subversive slut.
If you were my woman (and if it were legal to do so) i would beat the hell out of you for your rotten attitude. Bad bitch! No!
I wouldn't recommend you to any of my male friends either you are a lying disingenuous feminist attention whore and cant be trusted.
Until you learn to submit to male authority, you are just a hole. Remember that when you look in the mirror.