My girlfriend gets mad at me for pissing in bottles

[interjew]

Speaking of pissing,

Isn't it the most annoying thing when a Thot skips the endless line for the female bathroom to go on ours?

If such a Thot would get raped in men's room, it would be her fault, no?

Imagine we'd go on theirs. Shows again, feminism is only about annoying females.

[M9422]

TFW piss bottle thread

[Abadgoy]

I have an uncle who is a long haul trucker. He swears by Pringles cans.

[DasReich]

Lol I used to do that when I was drunk, didnt want to walk to the bathroom

[DasReich]

Who gives a shit, I just find a bush.

[Angry_White_Goy]

A bit of trivia the Romans actually brushed their teeth with piss, so a person who had a very white smile was said to have a piss eating grin.

6 Practical Ways Romans Used Human Urine and Feces in Daily Life

[THOTcrusher]

If you're pissing in jugs for any other reason that you are in a confined space and have no time to make it to a bathroom...you are a disgusting individual.

[Angry_White_Goy]

So how do you feel about brushing your teeth with it though?

[ConoSurWN]

WTF is this r9k?

[G-Man]

Pissing in bottles is probably degenerate, pissing in the sink is the sign of an ubermensch. After all, only those who are tall can piss in the sink comfortably...

[Hoarde]

And the nice smooth rim of a high sink is the perfect scrote rest for a true hands-free experience. Maximum stream control, right down the plug hole. Can't go wrong mate. Turn the tap on, brush your teeth and give yourself an acknowledgement glance in the mirror that you are truly a man of ingenuity, honour and pride. A porcelain renaissance man.

[WhiteBaron]

Composting toilets are the way forward, a world away from street shitting onto concrete and in urban areas.

[Plato_Hates_You]

Ah, a fellow gentleman of refinement and class.

I'm convinced the anti-sink-pissing lobby is a giant manlet conspiracy set-up because they don't have the height necessary to carry out this esteemed act.

[RenaissanceMan]

What kind of uncivilized, degenerate, nonsense is this? White civilization invented toilets and sewage systems so we would not be urinating and defecating anywhere like animals.

Why are you pissing in bottles? Are you too lazy to walk to the bathroom? If it is occupied, can't you hold out for a few? Do you have diabetes or a girl bladder or something?

You should be ashamed of posting such degeneracy here, especially under the nazi lifestyle tag... Yours sounds like a dirty, drunken, degenerate lifestyle

[Rudolph]

This has English subtitles, it's translated manually - turn them on!

[michael.d.taylor]

People who were dying of cancer who tried all other options decided to try Urine Therapy and it completely cured them. Some of them were so inspired that they wrote books about it. Beside being a cure-all medicine, urine also increases energy output, cleans wounds and extends your life.

[AdolfHitler]

This

pee in a bottle

solid snake that shit outside, dump it

just dont make it a habit cus its autistic lolol

[WASP]

i did it, it worked, drank it mid flow every morning for two weeks, id tried everything else spent a fortune trying to cure my horrific eye eczema id been suffering for about 6 months it spread to both eye lids was awful having to go without make up, it was brought on by my daughter leaving home at a young age (17) the loss of her company and personality in the family home triggered a bowt of depression. She wasn't that far away and living our dream job. It was just a trauma I've always been dramatic.

I'd not recommend it be drunk if any alcohol is consumed days before. No way, other than that after two days i was totally into it and it just went away within a few days.

[Isolated]

On especially long trips, in congested traffic around big cities at busy hours, YES.

When it's a choice of either pissing your pants and soaking the driver's seat vs. pissing in a bottle, I'll reach for whatever bottle is handy 100% of the time.

...Though it has been about 15 years since I last did that. I don't road trip like I used to.

Glad to contribute to this important and educational topic.

[michael.d.taylor]

I'm so happy to know that there is someone here who has benefited from such a natural (yet unorthodox in this Jewish society where cures don't exist) remedy. You made my day explaining your experience. I hope this encourages more people to expand their knowledge and broaden their horizons. Heil Hitler.