I'm going on record, the home I build outside the city will have one. It's bathroom luxury at its finest - one of my teenage GFs parents had a three and a half storey old house with one in the second floor. Needless to say I made myself a frequent guest.
But then, I also wish our urinals has those piss stream games that measure pressure like the degenerate Japs. I'd rock the high score on those fuckers.
Edit: also the drinking piss comments that seem almost straight-faced have turned this from light hearted (if immature) humour into some seriously worrying territory. But, hey...