My girlfriend gets mad at me for pissing in bottles

[Ludwig]

I got over pissbottles by just pissing in the sink instead.
It's the comfy way of life.

[Lampshadeburg]

Piss bottle thread is best thread.

Also, not understanding jokes (this thread is a joke) is on he Autism spectrum.

http://www.autismsupportnetwork.com/news/aspergers-survival-guide-humor-656721

[Domobran]

[Nemesis88]

We've all done it.

[robert_what]

The only guy I knew who pissed in a bottle was some old dude who stored the bottles in his refrigerator. The men in the white coats eventually had to cart him away.

[BastardChild]

I have a theory about shit. I think that the early negroes evolved a bit wrong, without anuses, and that they used to 'sweat out' their waste, which caused a permanent darkening of their skin. Also accounts for the smell.

This is the problem with American Universities, we have the people like this poster that really love anthropology here on dailystormer, while the University Anthropology department is run by the monkeys that are supposed to be getting studied.

[WhiteBaron]

I've only ever resorted to this when in an arctic situation in the frozen wastes. You didn't want to leave your cabin to piss so you'd use the bottle and dump it outside in the morning...

[RobotHitler]

Anti bottle pissing is codeword for anti white.

[LoneWolfNaziKiller]

I once pissed on a loudspeaker and shocked my willy.

[RobotHitler]

Sounds like the next latest trend for all the younglings!

[Ludwig]

Grape Drank Drinker know what's what.

[Nemesis88]

Indeed sir!

[WhiskeyBeard]

Bottles < buckets

[Mosin-Nagant]

When I lived out in the super duper hillbilly country area of Ohio, I used to go out and shit in an old semi truck tire in the woods just for the lolz. Like, it was the perfect size. Just like a toilet. Except a truck tire. With rim. Also used to wake up, walk to the back porch door (there was no porch just a 3 ft drop straight to the ground) and piss out on the ground.

I'm a man grrrrrrrrrrrr

[Hoarde]

You didn't have a functioning toilet in your house? Or was the take away from that that you shit in tyres for fun?

[Ian]

Wtf dude hahaha

[Ian]

Wtf is going on around here

[Tfarm88]

DELETED THIS FUCKING THREAD, THIS BULLSHIT IS EMBARRASSING

[Nemesis88]

Keep a bottle in your car in case the car battery gets low on acid-it works.

[WhiteBaron]

That is shit-tastically degenerate with the tire moves man! Tell me you had sawdust in it so it was a makeshift composting toilet?

Pissing around on the dirt I can kinda fathom, but dumping into tires?!