I guess you missed the part of me being in IT security... Whatever.
if you want to access the internet without spying taking place, use a linux based system. Go stay in a cheap motel that has wifi. Get the passcode, as most cheap hotels dont give a fuck about changing or updating the passcode. Park outside of a room and voila.
You can also use any free wifi from Chik Fil A, Wendys, McDonalds, Burger King.
Worried about parking at night and getting harassed by the police? Go during the day! Most of those places have no cameras outside.
Still worried about going during the day? Wear a disguise, grow out a beard..etc etc.
You cant fucking tell me that you can't surf without any spying taking place.
I know about IP addresses. Trust me, if the feds were trying to track you that bad that they are trying to figure out what time and day you accessed an IP address in a free WIFI place then you've got bigger fish to fry and this is the least of your problems.
But whatever, dont listen to me. I dont know what I am talking about.