Video Games Thread

Jack_Boot 2017-04-02 18:42:38 UTC #21

Filthy casual, perhaps you can duel my character judenjaeger

Apollos 2017-04-02 18:43:41 UTC #22

If you like Dishonored, get Thief: The Dark Project and Thief: The Metal Age. Old as hell, but wonderful art, wonderful plot, wonderful voice acting. Graphics are old but still enjoyable. You will have to mess with your computer and get instructions online if you download the game from GOG, because the cutscenes--a vital part of the game--have a tendency not to play.

Dishonored is a descendant of the thief games. They included Thief easter-eggs in the game, and much of the Dishonored plot has elements of Thief. Thief: Deadly Shadows came out on XBox and is a good to close out the story of the saga, but gameplay is inferior to the earlier PC games. Thief 4, which was done by Ubisoft or something, seems to have been a Jew project and it sucks. Don't buy it.

Here's a video on the superiority of Thief to modern gaming and also why you shouldn't buy Thief 4. The video might start somewhere midway through for some reason. Just start it back up from the beginning:

ssm99 2017-04-02 18:44:57 UTC #23

Lmaooooooooo, judenjaeger.

Nah, it's fun overall, but the bosses and the knights are so God damnn difficult.

8 tries till i manged to defeat the 1st boss.

WhiteBaron 2017-04-02 18:48:45 UTC #24

No Jewish faction in Civ though.

WhiteBaron 2017-04-02 18:50:13 UTC #25

WOWs is a good blast, had a thread up too but somehow it vanished....

German ships assemble!

SaulMcGill 2017-04-02 18:52:06 UTC #26

No jap games. Their heros are all androginous pansies with the charisma of a toilet brush.
Ok there is a groid in GTA V, but the most interesting characters are whiteys.

vitsu 2017-04-02 18:53:30 UTC #27

Battle Brothers

Jack_Boot 2017-04-02 18:53:44 UTC #28

Level up a bit if the enemies are too hard. Take a break if you keep getting killed though

ssm99 2017-04-02 18:54:17 UTC #29

1) dunno
2)one of the greatest games ever
3)same with two, sadly with some divershitty
4)dunno
5) another masterpiece.

And yeah, Japanese games are fucking gay.

ssm99 2017-04-02 18:55:09 UTC #30

Main problem is that i Dunno what to level up.

Any tips? (i picked the knight btw)

Isolated 2017-04-02 18:57:38 UTC #31

Finishing NIOH; near the end of the game. May partake of NG+ option.

If I don't delve into NOIH's NG+, Horizon Zero Dawn awaits --- or completing The Witcher 3 DLC (Hearts of Stone, Blood and Wine), or completing the Dark Souls 3 DLC.

NIER Automata is another possibility, though I have yet to purchase it. Still have The Last Guardian on my list, as well.

Final Fantasy VI was my favorite in the series, and Chrono Trigger (not Chrono Cross, bleh) was also wonderful. (Enjoyed the hell out of CT for 1.5 weeks before it and my SNES were stolen by a nig-nog back in '95 or '96.)

Definitely looking forward to Red Dead Redemption 2 later this year, as it is scheduled.

When Rockstar (GTA and RDR series) has nig-nogs as playable characters in their games, they seem to use it as a license to go full shitlord racist -- which is hilarious to the point of being excusable, IMHO.

Even people who hate Japanese games should play the Dark Souls series (and Bloodborne, a freakin' masterpiece).

I must say, 2017 has been ridiculously good for PS4 + PC gamers.

SaulMcGill 2017-04-02 18:58:58 UTC #32

Planescape torment. The greatest RPG ever. Do your homeworks.

Cossacks european wars. Made possible battles of thousands. Way more interesting than age of empire or warcraft.
Far more realistic, because heavy cavalry could trample light infantry and gunners, yet fail against pikemen.

WhiteBaron 2017-04-02 19:01:40 UTC #33

Yeah but notice how they Jew it by having the black guy as the youthful one, the 'future' and the older ones are the has-beens. A lot of SJW BS in GTA series.

sifrit 2017-04-02 19:03:46 UTC #34

They are the best strategic games ever. All they need is a Supreme Commander with a swastika on it!

Jack_Boot 2017-04-02 19:03:46 UTC #35

Level up your health first, then depending on what weapon you want to use put points in strength and dexterity. Don't wear heavy armour it slows you down, you want your equipment load at least below 70%. The lower your equipment load the quicker and further your dodge rolls. Don't rely on using your shield against enemies get used to dodging their attacks.

I would beat the game first using a greatsword/ultra greatsword first before trying out pyromancy or sorceries.

SaulMcGill 2017-04-02 19:03:53 UTC #36

But they had persona. Especially Trevor
Groids, no matter how hard they try to sell it, will never have any interest.
The groid in GTAV was the basic "muh dick muh money muh gun" monkey.

NobodyInteresting 2017-04-02 19:04:26 UTC #37

The entire Hitman series. Until absolution the music was done by Jesper Kyd as well, I really liked that.

WhiteBaron 2017-04-02 19:06:22 UTC #38

Yep, they did have that, but they made Trevor out to be a degenerate and also akin to a fcking wild-animal. He had his funny moments though.

WhiteBaron 2017-04-02 19:06:41 UTC #39

What went wrong at Absolution?

RealHumanBeing 2017-04-02 19:07:33 UTC #40

I'm also pretty certain Michael got cucked, and I don't mean him pimping out his wife. His children look nothing like him. His son in particular looks more like the Brad guy from the prologue.