Samureich

My name is Based Allen, and I... am the Fashest Man Alive. To the outside world I'm an ordinary shabbos goy, but with the help of my death squads over at Pence Labs, I secretly fight crime and other meta-juden like the (((Reverse Fash))) and (((Gorilla Zog))). In an attempt to stop the evil speedster Shabbatar, I was accidentally thrust into the future -- one overrun with Colored Gentlemen. But I won't let that happen. I'm going to do everything in my power to change the future, and I'm the only one fash enough to keep America White. I am... The Fash.